my favorite is the “sorry i’m not an abstinent vampire” LOL
happy shit crap stupid day, to those of you who are actually on tumblr today. i’m still laying in bed, trying to get the...
lol so brilliant.
This year, I’ll go for ‘sorry I’m not an abstinent vampire’ as my singledom excuse. Haha.
I really wish all valentines were like this. My favorite is ”Be My Porno” (: